Boys

If you’re interested in me, and I’m interested in you, make sure your facebook is stalkable.

40 friends, no tagged photos, no statuses since 2008?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

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Met Eric Andre tonight, and Hannibal last month. I’d say things are pretty good.

Met Eric Andre tonight, and Hannibal last month. I’d say things are pretty good.

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Kanye attacks a photographer at LAX

Photographer presses charges.

Judge rules Kanye and photographer can’t be 10 yards from each other.

Kanye still wins. 

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Got to meet and hang out with some of my favorite comedians for hours last night. I’m on top of the world
More pics to come.

Got to meet and hang out with some of my favorite comedians for hours last night. 
I’m on top of the world

More pics to come.

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Arizona Rain

Where did you go? You were here thrice but a fortnight ago. Perhaps you were but a sprinkle on my toe, in a dream on a cool night; I’ll never know.

Anonymous said: You're the whole package. Beautiful, smart and funny!

Heck yes I am. Thanks anon.

I don’t care who likes me

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